Thursday, September 13, 2012

IT'S LIKE YOUNG TIMES ON DECEMBER 26...


*** OPENING PUBLISHING NOTE... THIS IS MY REUNION RECAP OF 2012. YOU WILL FIND THINGS MENTIONED FOR JULY 30TH, AS WELL AS TWO WEEKS LATER. BEING A HUNT N PECKER, MY WORK TAKES TIME. SO...... .DEAL WITH IT. ***

2012 ZARBO FAMILY REUNION RECAP

The week after the reunion is always a sad time. It seems that when we anticipate such a blast and it always is, the fun seems to last only a few hours then it’s over. Maybe I can talk the chairperson into a beach weekend or even a weekend at the Poconos for the next reunion, simply to make it last longer. Just don’t bring your dogs. Didn’t one get eaten by a coyote that year? Maybe it was a cougar. Then again maybe one of the matriarchs attacked one of the mid-twenties cousins and had her way with him. Maybe it wasn’t that kind of cougar… Nor that type of dog. My mind is going down the path not to be travelled by, so we’ll back up and call it what it was:

A heck of a ZFR weekend!

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Backing up to Thursday, I had to see a doctor over a condition I’d rather not talk about. It seems the operation I had really may not have healed well, so I had an appointment to see my original doctor to see what needs to be done. As I left work at 3:30 pm whom do I see walking from the train station towards my parking garage but my weekend roommate, Uncle Gib. We walked to my car and he gave me his luggage, and said either he can come with me and sit in the waiting room for 3 hours (or however long this specialist took to see me) or he can chill in the 'burg till I could pick him up. He chose the latter and I was off.

After the appointment, I was feeling most comfortable (not!), and I found and picked up Gib. We went home to get situated and hunkered down for a final respite before the explosion that was the ZFR weekend.

……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

THE VINNIE JOY MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT, 2012

Waking up in the morning on a Friday made me think I had to go to work. Yet I took the day off to play golf which meant I’d be in pain for the rest of the 2 years I had to recover between golf tournaments. Golf takes a lot out of you and the weather report for the day wasn’t the greatest. Thunderstorms, humidity… yes, I packed baby powder.

I dropped off Gib at his friend Marty’s because Gib didn’t feel like feeling hurt all 2 years like I was going to be feeling, and then headed to Manada Golf Course. It’s a new place to me, but some of the golfers out there were pretty seasoned on the course itself. Plus it had sand!!!

There were plenty of players on the course from our family, but not such a large group as we’ve had in the past… one team was Mikey Mac, Sean Murphy, and Jess Mac… one team was Kiwi, Jess & Zach, (Mikey Mac’s buddy from Iraq, aka honorary family member)… One team was Tony, Skip, Nina and Emily… and finally the ragtag squad of Tre (me), my buddy Marc, Jonny Mac and his neighbor Jerry.  Jerry was an elder Army Vet and he happened to be a heck of a golfer. Yet what’s funny was throughout the day he was telling me what I was doing wrong and how to improve. Yet clearly what I was doing wrong was the fact that I was golfing, period...

While the rest of the field was killing the drives and watching their PGA worthy balls sail down the course, I was having fun digging in the ground with my wedges and woods. I think at one point Jerry, whom didn’t know of my driving prowess, was told to stand in front of the ball because sometimes I have been known to hit the ball backward. My place clearly is not on the golf course, and I have to say the most improved award if there was one goes to Jonny Mac. He’s usually my counterpart in finding balls in the tall grass and forests, but this time on the golf course he was hitting the ball fairly straight and in the air for some distance. We used a lot of his chips and drives. Well, ok… more than we used to...

While my long game needed clear attention from the coaching department, Jonny Mac, Marc and Jerry kept us in the game. Their long drives helped me clean up their mess because what I found out that Friday was I had a clear (good for 3-4 holes) short game.  I even putted in 2 putts for birdies, and one of the chips I made went too fast but right over the hole. But when it came to driving, I was lucky if my ball made it to the girls’ tees. Except one nice drive on I want to say 17... And that one nice drive (meaning it went forward and in the air) hit a tree.

It was clear that maybe, just maybe on this day, I should have just watched.

The weather held off what was supposed to be horrid thunderstorms in the region throughout the day, and it was beautiful cool weather at the eleven o’clock tee time. But by around high noon, the sun had come out to bake off the morning dew and the humidity decided to take a bite out of the day. The sun was beaming hot which made for a more rushed golf game to go literally chill out in the club house for some time.

When the round was finally over, it was learned that the golf we played was actually quite good for any amateur and rarely-play-ever golfers team (-4). But the heroes of the day were the team of Sean, Mikey Mac & Jess Mac with a score of -5. Kiwi’s threesome did well at 8+, and Tony, Emily, Nina and Skip came in last. And my teammates Marc and Jerry received achievement awards individually for longest drive (Marc eclipsed Sean by literally a foot) and Jerry hit closest to the pin.

All in all a fine round of golf for the remembrance of Uncle Vinny Joy. There were no complaints, except of course for the heat. It was, for lack of a better choice of words, treacherously hot.

Afterwards, I picked up Gibby and headed back to Mechanicsburg for a shower, nap, and preparation for an evening at the Elk’s club.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

KARAOKE AT THE ELK’S CLUB, 2012

Last time I was at the Elk’s club it was for the same occurrence. Superfuntime karaoke. Yet it was actually today (July 30th 2 years ago) at 11:07 pm that the Wambachs’ lost their matriarch, and it was announced at the Elk’s Club when it happened. So I had some inner demons to suppress as I walked in the club. So many good memories, yet so many sad ones too… As much as I miss my grandma, we weren’t there that day to bring back memories of the past but, rather to make new ones for the future… and do that we did.

I saw some familiar faces in the club as Gib and I walked in fashionably late. Songs were being sung as if it was 10 years ago at Mr. G’s. Everyone seemed to be having a fun time and libations were making the rounds of reunionites. I ordered the standard pitcher of water and sat with Emily and Tony. We discussed couponing among few other things, and then Magdalena got up to sing.

Lina (or apparently I have been spelling it wrong on all her cards for 12 years) Lena Murphy sang her little heart out full of Journey with a little help from Kiwi during the songfest that evening, and I have to say I am happy I moved up to watch her do her thing. It was magnificent, and if it weren’t for the once again pitch-perfect and beautifully vibrato’d Manu (ya couldn’t have let Lena take this one, could ya? You’re so loud and competitive! Unreal!), she’d have stolen the show. Magdalena brought a tear to my eye and I could see her proud mama sitting off to the right so I gave ReRe a thumbs up as I walked by her.

As I mingled I saw this stick figure walking around and to my amazement, it was a real human. She strolled to my side and gave me a hug. When my palms hit my elbows I had no idea who she could be, but the voice hasn’t changed at all.  I picked up my jaw from the floor and attempted to speak to her but my jaw kept landing on the floor. The transformation from one hot dog sales lady to this teenie weenie, err, “ooooh hoooo… witchy woman” was incredible. Like a caterpillar to a butterfly, Madame Jean Cofer (“hot dog” be gone!!) sprouted wings and looked light as a feather. I-I-I-I was speechless. I’d say Mr. Cofer is a very, very lucky man before but now he’d better watch out. Hmm I wonder if he knows what chloroform smells like…? Yet as usual, all the hot chicks I know are related to me.  It’s a sad truth.

Yet there was one more major score I had to settle with this club, and it was with that of the darned pool table. The last time I was there was pretty much the last time I played and it was awful. I brought a shaper with me this time though and it was up to Tony and Carlo to figure out who was going to play me. I didn’t bring my A+ game, but I’d say I brought my B- game, and it was satisfying enough to forget all the golf miscues I had earlier in the day. I had a few good runs on the table and I was happy with my performance. I played Tony, Carlo, Mikey Mac, and all the while I was getting coached by a young man whom didn’t even speak English. I asked him which ball he wanted me to put in the pocket, and I did my best to perform his request. His name was Frank, he was maybe seven years old, and if he was 4 feet tall by then I’d be surprised. For the most part the balls dropped in the appropriate holes and his grandfather Frank seemed happy about my keeping him busy instead of shooing him away from the table. I could see him laughing with us in seeing his grandson’s enjoyment of the game, and honestly even at seven years old he was a great coach. He saw a lot of shots I didn’t see and challenged me more than I ever would have on my own. I eventually played Frank Sr and got crushed, but still it was fun times for their whole family. As I gave up the table the very Greek Frank Sr said “in a year he’ll be speaking English fluently” and I retorted “Great! In a year I’ll know not a lick of Greek so that works for me!” But Sr thanked me for being so kind and patient with his grandson. (If he only knew what kind of patience I had for children -0- he’d probably kill me, on the other hand I was playing my game at a satisfactory level so I couldn’t complain.)

The night wound down at about 12:30 am, and as some were deciding where to continue drinking and eating, I decided against it and drove our getting elderly butts home to Mechanicsburg. It had been a long day. Gib and I weren’t up much later before we crashed out awaiting the biggest party celebrating the family to be had.

……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

ZARBO FAMILY REUNION, 2012

***We’d been using the same venue for some time. I even remembered the name this year for the GPS (really I had Hannah’s email printed), but nonetheless I was expecting to hit the exit off i81 to get right there. At the last minute though there was a change in venues due to some kind of mix-up with the place err whatever, so we were reissued a pavilioned establishment not unlike our usual digs. Cibort Park was awesome, it even had an outdoor stage and kitchen. There were bleachers for the softball game watchers and all cars no matter where you were parked were really close. The playground worked out for the kids… It was spectacular. The only complaint I had all day: it was humidly end-of-July hot. If we didn’t know air conditioning could have been part of any family reunion it would probably serve as a permanent location. On the other hand, it proves what you can accomplish in looking for a 100-200 person reunion venue in less than a week. If they had a Carnegie Hall for this, I would at least expect a plaque in Hannah, Kiwi and the rest of the 2012 committee’s honor there.***

SOOOOOOOOOOO… Gib and I worked our way out of bed and headed to the new place. It took some finessing in the GPS but we made it and got there again fashionably late. We were just in time to watch the lunch food be put away slowly and be part of the makeshift softball game to be had.

Our usual captains of Timmy and Nate couldn’t make it to the reunion. Nate had his new excuse for not seeing him for some time, yet there are plenty of weddings and family happenings beyond holidays coming to meet the new cousin. I’m beyond excited to meet the baby and Grandma Cissy says the new addition is “wonderful, just fabulous”… no shock there… she wrote the book on three-syllabled uplifting adjectives. A math teacher… Go figure.

And Timmy Hill is on the other side of the continent keeping up with the Joneses and doing whatever the newest of Mexicans do for a thrill. Yet as fun it is to have them as our usual captains, I can say they were sorely missed.

So Kiwi and Sean it was, as the new civil war within family that is the family reunion softball game was about to be picked. And boy was it hot. I was on the “Heat Exhaustion” team and we played against “the Dehydration” team.

In the middle of the game, we must have been close to an airport because a few planes were flying close to the ground. I figure one of them got close enough to see who or why the Nutzis were playing in this extensive heat.  For the 3 seconds it passed over us, we were riveted to the low flying plane, and oddly enough it was so close we could see the plane’s rivets as well.

As our team took the field in the final inning, I shouted “last inning” halfway to be funny and halfway because I was on the heat exhaustion team and I knew the hot, tingly feeling I was starting to experience wasn’t a good one. So either way, after this last half of an inning in the outfield, if they finished this long hard game we started without me that was fine, I was headed to the coolers to get some cold water. And yet, oddly enough, at the end of the second inning, it was over. It wasn’t just me who suffered from the heat, apparently it was everyone.

Who won? Like the Civil War, who cares? We had fun. It was Civil. And 2 innings made it unofficial anyway. Uncle Chris needed a shower, or maybe to try a new laundry detergent. Because as Sal mentioned later, he was more of a belly itcher than a pitcher. Kiwi also needs to understand that even when you are playing catcher for the other team to let the ball bobble a bit when tagging out your own teammate. That way it looks like you made an effort while secretly letting Tony score a run for YOUR team… and to continue the tradition of the Masciulli’s at slow pitch, Nina (like her brother the reunion before her) struck out.

After the game I asked Aunt Rita for some food because I decided to stupidly play softball first when Gib and I arrived. I snagged a few pieces of chicken and salad from the fridge and sat by myself in the middle of the pavilion so the smokers didn’t bother me and I didn’t bother them. I have an odd allergy, and I call it odd because I smoked for YEARS. But I guess overexposure made me allergic to it now. Oh well. I was doing fine and who sits next to me but Aunt Carm and Nina and Skip. They all immediately lit up and I thought “smoked chicken and phlegm it is”! I couldn’t get away from it most of the day and its fine. For one sniffley day I could deal with the smokers. It’s family, so it was cool.

Carm asked me about where I was living now and how I liked it. I told her Mechanicsburg… “The white shore is a pain in the butt. Things get done right and immediately. If there’s a pothole, it’s gone by the end of the day. Anything you put out there for the trash gets taken. ANYTHING. And there’s few ethnic people. Why? I dunno. I like some pepper mixed in with my salt and comparatively to Harrisburg City, Mechanicsburg is a Morton’s factory. You can leave your bike on the front lawn and 20 minutes later it’ll still be there. I want to steal a bike out of spite to show these kids this ‘Leave it to Beaver’ lifestyle is a dream!!! But to me it’s a nightmare. Plus with everything running so smoothly, I needed to move back to my city. I need a reason to be pissed with my government!” [to loosely quote Jeannie Bueller in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “If you say [Linda Thompson], you lose a testicle…”] 

Aunt Carm told me she is living over by the Inn of the Dove and she likes it a lot but the animal population over there is outrageous. She had been on her seat in the garage smoking a cigarette and what did she see running under the car but a skunk. She said they’ve had a few instances of them now, and she screamed for Carlo to get it out luckily without being sprayed. But overall, they like their new house and are happy to have moved there.

I finished eating lunch as I walked and mingled around with my clothes now superglued to my sweat covered body, I found my way around and saw an old (young) favorite of mine. She’s my biggest fan and has asked me repeatedly to write a book. (If she read my blog, she’d have known just coming up with a title is a pain in the butt!) Christine Stanisec (you spell it… the hot one that isn’t Uncle Chip) said “Hey you! You remember your cousin –dammit I wanna say Joe but I think its Chris… we’ll go with Chris—Chris right? [edit: it's Chip] And he now has a fiancĂ©e {insert beautiful redhead name here}!”

Firstly I did the middle aged adult thing: “Man I remember you when you were this tall – (hand about hip-height or so) – and looking at {beautiful redhead name escapes me} I can see no reason why he wouldn’t marry you!” She was stunning, and as usual, all the hot chicks I know are family. And she wouldn’t marry me. I couldn’t even remember her name 2 minutes after meeting her, let alone (now) 2 weeks from then.

Working my way around I saw Amber and Frank Lopez, their children, and again I saw this beautiful redhead. “Hey didn’t I just meet you over there?” 

“No,” she snarled… “I’m Ivy!” Great. She’s only been in the family for 20 years, you’d think I’d know who she was married in with but no, she’s part of the Jeff Josh or John crew, and I think it is Ivy and John or Jeff… I’m going with John this time, which means I need to get to know my family better. But if she knew the compliment I was giving her confusing her with the 20 year old redhead beauty I had seen a minute before, she’d be 100% fine with it. I gotta remember in 2 years, Ivy is the one with the reddish grey hair. Maybe she was tired of getting confused with the hot redhead. Or the anticipation of a long ride… John and Ivy were headed to the Outer Banks, NC that same day.

Names were not my strong suit that Saturday… I called cousins their brother’s name (sorry Christopher, or Philip, or whoever you are, but thanks for telling me you did the same thing…), screwed up with people I haven’t seen for 2 years, and was happy I recognized faces at least. Just don’t make me talk to you.

Continued mingling allowed me to gain a small amount of access to a prized member of the family whom I hadn’t met before. And as we can see so far my remembrance of names in the family is squat. So I associate my newest met family member with the large store on Grayson Road in Harrisburg. He is the Walmart of the clan of Masciulli’s. And his name is Grayson. He’s the perfect mix of the beauty of Emily and the curly hair of Tony.  I even think I saw a grey in his long curly afro. But he’s adorable and a seemingly fun kid to have around. I figure I’ll see him again at the next reunion.

As I mingled more I got away from a few folks and studied banners I hadn’t seen before, and one of them were for the Sanner clan. It may have been up for years, but isn’t as memorable as, say, the Hill Banner. And as I looked more there was one super small one that may have been the most artistic effort put into any banner as of yet.

The post-its spelled out the word “epic” and in fact I believe it was. Hopefully someone saved it. It was made by Ethan Wadsworth (of Jacque Hill fame), Alyssa Rose (of Chris Wambach fame) and others I presume. But mainly the artwork seemed so simple but naming everything and the thought that went into each post-it note was amazing. The kids’ creativity blew me away. I can’t seem to do anything in life, and these kids are brilliant artists. I even commissioned Ethan to come up with a new logo for the 2014 reunion, and he’s all for it.

Finally getting to the end of the pavilion I saw Tug Sanner, Hayden McClain, and the guy whose wife said he needed to run around more. They were playing Frisbee and adjusted their game to play with the travelling shade. It was brilliant, so I joined in… It was mentioned to go to the softball field, but it was too hot for humid Frisbee. We didn’t do too bad, but I was disappointed I wasn’t my old self at the tossing game. I used to play on just about a weekly basis and didn’t have to move when throwing or catching. But it had been some years and the rust had shone through.

Tug happened to be wearing a Chevrolet hat so I questioned his reasoning and he said he happened to like Nascar. (Say 14?) He told me a story that I have told almost word for word about how he got into Nascar. (say 14?) Someone said if you watch the rednecks, you have to pick a driver. (SAY 14!) So he picked Jimmy Johnson. (That’s 48…L) And as all his fans say “He was still a rookie when I got into him”… blah blah blah make room on the wagon… So I explained my story which was again, if you watch the rednecks you have to pick a driver, and I liked the color orange, so I picked Tony Stewart. (Then 20, now 14)… They called him “Big Orange” and the following year he won the championship. So naturally I was hooked. Plus his mouth back then was legendary, trashing his sponsors among other things, so I enjoyed every minute of him. Nowadays he’s tamed down though. I think it’s the sponsor change too. You can piss off a carpenter all you want at Home Depot, just don’t mess with the secretaries at the Office Depot.

(Goofing aside, I got his email address to get in on a fantasy league of Nascar. Then I introduced him to Gibby (a fellow 48’er) and Patchy (a Harvick #29 fan) so there’s a little more fun in the family… when a race comes to town we oughta hook up and go.)

After Frisbee I ran to my car to grab my hacky sack. As I did so, I sauntered past the “Gone But Not Forgotten” table. I’m an emotional person and to be honest I did really well there. Until I saw the awesome happy looking picture of Uncle Mike Comitz.  I couldn’t hold it together anymore, and I had to let it out for 3 minutes at my car. Luckily though I don’t think anyone saw me, and I pulled myself together again to play some hacky sack.

I rounded up Tony Masciulli, Patty Mac Daddy, and Skip. No no we’re all older than 30 playing hacky sack as if we were 18 again. Skip was worried he wasn’t good enough to play with us until he saw us play and realized he was probably better than we were. Well, except for Patty Mac Daddy. He may have cut his hair, but the flippy hippy is still in there. 

After a while they started setting up drums on the stage so naturally we lost Patty Mac.  And soon the circle broke up. I stopped back at my car and took a powder bath. I felt like a chinchilla taking a dust bath. And wow it felt great just to be dry-ish.

And if you were at that end of the pavilion around that time you may have been run over by the new sensation sweeping the playground: full contact, obstacle course bocce ball...

Dinner was served with such flare and mastery it was amazing, and it was over before it started. And food was tremendous. Yeah sure spaghetti and meatballs may not sound like a four course meal to you, but when you are having such a good time with family I would have been happy with just about anything.  So why not keep it Italian? Luckily though none of the meatballs were Zarbos. (sour balls) 

But then something odd happened. A breeze filtered through. It was nice, really nice. But with that breeze and humidity came a Eurythmics lyric:  Here comes the rain again / Falling on my head like a memory / Falling on my head like a new emotion… Then CCR: I wanna know / Have you ever seen the rain / Comin down on a sunny day… Then childhood: RAIN RAIN GO AWAY! COME ON BACK ANOTHER DAY!

Did it rain? Nah, I wouldn’t call it that. I’d say a water tower lost its floor somewhere in the sky and all the water came rushing down and slammed our little party. People rushed to get the felt banners down and luckily they didn’t get so wet just yet. But I thought about building an ark. There were plenty of wooden picnic tables to start with.

Since the deluge was on, anyone hoping to hand out family awards had better get their pipes clean. And clean them she did.

The birthday girl Cissy had just celebrated her 70th with us, and now her voice was put to the test. I overheard her saying she was worried about using a PA system in the rain. (I figured she would have been more worried about who was handing out the brown acid. Calm down elders, it’s on the announcements of the 1969 Woodstock albums, a.k.a. the real one… and that festival didn’t stop for the rain either…) So she made her hands into a bullhorn and all were happy to have been sitting near.  She handed out awards to those people in the family who inspire us to do better, people in the family who did well for themselves, those who kept a pledge to lose weight, and even those people in our family who were married in and are better sour balls than the blood-sour ones.

Hannah, who needs no bullhorn, stepped in and gave a touching speech about Aunt Jean and what the 2012 gift was and how we all got one. She mentioned how hard the reunion is to put on, and the monumental effort it takes to pull it off. It’s a chicken with your head cut off kinda feeling and as much fun as it is to do and be a part of, it is also uncomfortably difficult.  So as she gave Aunt Jean the “You’re Awesome” award, the skies cleared and a rainbow appeared. It seems the matriarchs and patriarch of the Zarbo family were smiling down upon us this day.

After which was officially time for the Zarbo talent show (I took notes, albeit sloppy ones… so if I get titles wrong its due to a few reasons… I can’t write legibly, so I can’t read, I am not a music guru like, well, everyone else is… and in some cases I had no idea what you were doing or singing so I just wrote what you did.) hosted by Kiwi.

There were a few acts that demanded to be seen and judged on Zarbos’ Got Talent,  namely Madison Cofer and her (better than Gabby Douglas’s floor routine) dance. It was amazing, fluid, and you could see her improvement since the last talent show.

Next up (in order of appearance) Sal sang “Let it Rock”, it was a heck of a rendition! It was a home run! Which was better than his mom (and uncle before her last reunion) did playing softball J

[The only thing missing during the whole talent show was Max strumming along on his guitar like last reunion... although this time they were fighting over the drum kit… ]

Carly MacDonald was next and she sang a song I think called “Party Rock” by the Black Eyed Peas (tonight’s gonna be a good night). Carly’s home is on stage, and I don’t think it will take long for the next Miley Cyrus to make millions for her favorite Uncle, err, manager Tre. She moved and grooved while she sang and as I sat next to my dad, Pete said “Well, you can tell whose kid that is!”… When you get famous, just remember this advice: If you ever get into a limo with a skirt on, wear underwear (Nowadays we’re all paparazzi…  So imagine just how bad it’s gonna be in 15 years.) and if you happen to head anywhere near Beaver Stadium, or a church for that matter, you have nothing to fear because you’re a girl. But keep a close eye on your brother!!!!!!!!!

Next up Lena sang something sweetly and after she did so Uncle Patchy and his grandson Jay did a little stand up comedy. Jay seemed like a knock-knock off the old block-block. Jay, when you get older, we’ll have to talk comedy and I can share a file or two with ya... otherwise your great grandfather had a few zingers up his sleeve as well. Use your blood given talent a shot when you get older. You may get lucky and get a ZFR “Most Funniest” award for your effort, yet there is stiff competition out there and a bunch of sore losers...

Next up was one of the older kids. Tug Sanner got up and recited one of Grandpa’s Poems for the touching moment of the talent show. It was the one about Pittsburgh and how beautiful Pittsburgh was, and included the Pirates and Steelers… so Uncle Patchy was happy.

Next up the Joy kids sang a song and then we Nutzarbos sang “Do, re, mi” of which I only knew the scale words so its probably best I wasn’t singing. We found out the night before that my talent was definitely not singing.

Patty Mac and Aydan took the stage with Patty on banjo and his 9 year old son on drums. They played a banjo song called “Salty Dog Blues”, and they brought the house, err, pavilion down. It was awesome, and Aydan is a gifted musician. My dad was worried why he was sitting at the drum kit, but I told him not to worry.  Aydan has been playing some kind of percussion since he was about 5 or so, and then when the song was over Kiwi told about the same thing to the rest of the group. And Uncle Pete was impressed!

Uncle Joe got up and told how proud he was of his son and daughter. Tom is working on finding ceramics of the Susquehannock Indians and I think his findings are part of the IUP library. I may not have that right. My notes aren’t the greatest which is why I barely graduated community college with an ASS. Degree, and Tom is getting his DOCTORATE soon.  But Tom is a marvel of anthropological and archaeological information and it makes me wish I hung with him under the piano years ago to maybe steal some of his IQ. Shoulda got some legos. But maybe if we ever go swimming I can get some of his genius thru osmosis. (the concentration changes in water…from low to high or high to low… thinkin high to low. . . so it would work out in my favor! Again, HACC vs UNLV, so I am almost sorta right.)

And Manu, well, she is a brilliant artist herself. We saw or heard her singing styling the night before, and she worked hard on her thesis called “Surviving the Quarter-Life Crisis”. She passed it and is enjoying herself in a linen shop working toward teaching I believe. I trailed off into the bathroom but I am looking forward to reading her thesis. I only was able to see her artistry in pictures and I am sure pictures did it no justice. When I saw an example of one of the cupcakes in person I was flabbergasted. She did sculpture and it was breathtaking. Somebody has to discover her soon. The art world knows nothing of her, but when they find out, she will explode onto the scene, giving more fodder for Uncle Joe to boast about at the next reunion!

Next up, Kiwi and Hayden performed a song called “I’ll Follow You Into the Dark”. It was a beautiful tune and my dad was amazed at Kiwi’s range of music stemming from his karaoke performances last night to now this. Gibby was happy to have finally heard Kiwi sing for real and said to me later that he was highly impressed and it was the first time he heard his godson sing. Mine too, yet I wasn’t impressed, rather, I was floored.  He’s G-R-E-A-T. And Hayden is showing some real talent on the guitar adding to his probability of being the old soul in the 4G band, with Nick on bass, Hayden on lead guitar, Aydan on drums, and Carly singing.

The Zarbo Family Singers graced the stage and sang a song about Giuseppe Zarbo… the one where we find out the secret behind the name… Zarbo means a sour ball.  But the added bonus to this was they each added their own lyric to the song and compiled them and sang it all together. It was cool to hear a new element on an old family song.

The brilliant artists claimed the floor after the Zarbo Singers performed and Ethan, Alyssa, and Chris performed a short play for the family they just made up. Unfortunately with no microphones, I had a problem knowing what was up but it looked like fun.

Following the talent show, the 2014 plans were made and Pete Jr got up to volunteer himself for the chair of the reunion committee next reunion. He also added in that if he were to do it, he’d pick his own committee and no one was resistant to that, except for his first pick, Uncle Joe, who has other worldly goings-on’s that said he may not even make it to 2014 ZFR. We applauded his efforts in aiding Haiti though.  He went through the crowd (don’t pick me) and found people he said were responsible (don’t pick me) and could handle the immense work of the job (don’t pick me) of putting together a reunion. (don’t pick me). His (please) picks (don’t) are (pick) as (me) follows: Himself, Jacque Hill, Bryan Herchelroath, Jeanie “teenie weenie” Cofer, Phyllis Comitz, Rita Marie Somich and you guessed it, me. It’s a ton of work, but I’m happy to be part of it. Sort of.

The party wound down and as we left it was learned that Ella, Sean and Danielle’s daughter, hit her head on the ground and it wasn’t sure if she needed to go to the hospital. So the after party plans got shifted to the backburner until we heard other news.

Other news was promising, and it was determined the after party was on and those of us who wanted to go went to Sean’s house. Its located just off Locust Lane, and it’s an awesome house. The master shower is spectacular, so Sean and Danielle may just be the cleanest people on the planet every time you see them. It has a large backyard for their pug Chance to run around in, and a play area for Ella as well. Alcohol was served, beerpong was underway, and a little known game to city folk like me called Cornhole was ready to go. Its an adult beanbag game that reminded me of beanbag tic tac toe as a kid. But its mostly like horseshoes but safer with the kids running around. Dunno bout you but if I were a kid I’d rather get hit with a beanbag than a horseshoe.

As the night wore on, teams played and played these games but one team was an abundant winner of the game. Sean teamed up with a woman whom looked so much like Anne Herchelroath that both Jonny Mac and Erin Mac who saw her separately, gave “Anne” a hug and asked how she was doing… Her name was in fact Angie and if she was a professional Cornholer I wouldn’t be surprised. (That doesn’t sound right but it’s the name of the game…) They were unstoppable. Every toss got them a point. They either hit the hole, were on the board, or made Half n halfs… not to mention it is Sean’s game so naturally there was no beating this squad. Mikey Mac and I came closest at 21-20 loss, Sean said, but the biggest losers had to be those who got routed 21-0… twice. I think Tony and Skip liked each other before this party but at this point I wouldn’t have put it past them to hate each other. It was a sad state of affairs, and then it was learned Angie was a softball pitcher. At that moment I threw in the towel. That was the end of games for me.

I sat, chatted, drank sodie from a couponing trip that evening, and was merry.

Gib and I went home around 3-4 am and realized the sad truth. The grand ZFR 2012 celebration of friends and family was over, and on Monday Gib boarded the train for home. It was back to normal life.

Boo.

Yet now we only have 365 days x 2 years to wait for the next one. 730 days. And it can’t come soon enough!

III

 

Ps… Maybe next reunion we should hand out name tags… If no one else, it would at least help me. . . J

UPDATE PER THE JACKASS...

an update for my readers, followers, and um, the rest of you...

the boy, my best buddy in the world as i know it... is fine. the "tumor" was a bit of fat kind of -oma...

NOT cancer, but fat. go figure. i guess $800 is worth peace of mind. it was about the biggest scare of my life, and i appreciate him more now than he'll ever know.

i guess i can save the eulogy until i will really need it.

now i know i need to die first. i can not handle losing him.

III

ps... anyone who advertises "free kittens" has breath of bullsh*t.  indeed free to receive, but my million dollar baby is in his first thousand dollars to maintain. so much for owning a house and the "American Dream".  more like the American Nightmare... no thanks to Rob Zombie...