I'M LAZY AND ANGRY...

i dunno why this makes me mad but it does...
in life it's the little things... and i will do things like driving around the parking lot for what seems like hours to get a better parking spot. i have been known to go through an entire tank of gas just looking for a parking spot. and for the most part i get the closest one... then as i walk to the store it seems as though every other spot that wasn't available and closer to the door opens up which pisses me off more.

then i get in to the store. i don't care what it is but whatever i am looking for in the store is never in the front. its always in a particular section and it happened again earlier today.
i went to target and found one of the couponner deals there and i was happy cause i got 4 deodorants for 2 bucks. the way it works though is target gives you a $5 card toward your next purchase and my next purchase was there too. without saying what it was (i am not sure when i will let the word out that i've been blogging for a few days now) i can say this. it was on sale for 20 cents a piece but it wasn't in front of the store so i went to the section of the store where it was located (or should have been) and no, it was such a good deal that it was sold out there as well. i stopped an associate and he said the inevitable...:
"sir if you go to the back of the store, in the back corner, you'll find all the things we have on sale for what you are looking for there..."
--where sir?
"the BACK CORNER OF THE STORE..."

are ya flipping kidding me?...

its inevitable every time i go to a store and it doesn't matter what store it is, whatever i am looking for to either buy or check a price on is, ahem, located at the back corner of the store.

if i have the greatest parking space on a particular side of the store the item i would want would be on the opposite side of the store. its like i should ask for a segway to get there or even one of those treadmill/airport walkways may help. my luck though i would have to walk doubly as fast as what i would want would be on the side of the store opposite to the direction of the treadmill/walkway...

camping or automotive stuff at walmart... pet stuff at target... its insane.

i think from now on i will have things delivered to my home for these reasons:

a. already have a great parking space
b. NO PEOPLE
c. its right in front of my door, not in the back corner.

III

ps... ever go to a target sale on a saturday? if, among the above, you hate crying whining kids.... just forgettaboutit!